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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage 

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ghirahim-the-stalker:

way-of-the-dragon:

freecocaine:

FINALLY

ASDFGHJKL!!! WHAT AM I EVEN WATCHING OMG! SRSLY, THE PART WITH THE STAIRS xDDD

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You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.
William Shakespeare (via -warmtea)

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